Because It's Gabriel (which seems to be the answer to so many things)

Caged!Gabriel seems to be getting addicted to butting heads with Dean. Because there is nothing else to do. Because he is, as he puts it several times, locked in a fucking barn .

“Gabriel,” he stated flatly, through a clenched jaw. “How’re you doing?”
It sounded stupid. Judging by the squinty face Gabriel made at him, he wasn’t the only one who thought so.
“Wow. That hurt?”
Dean glowered. “Bite me.”
Gabriel’s eyebrows climbed sarcastically. “Okay then. My shoulder’s fucking sore, and I’m locked in an animal pen. Next question?”

Gabriel: In Ur Cage, Not Getting (Your Classic) Stockholm's.

Boys, boys. Remember that talk we had about healthy relationships? This story isn't even Dean/Gabriel.

... boys?

Gabriel stared. Then he laughed, sharp and hard. “Wait. Wait. That’s what this is about? You’re asking for my help?”

Because you know we all need this in our lives.

shakethespear

Are you a rabid Shakespeare fan that would love to see Shakespeare fusions all over the place? Cassius!Sherlock and Brutus!John, perhaps? Beatrice!Kirk and Benedick!Spock, perhaps? Romeo!Eames and Juliet!Arthur, perhaps? Then this is the community for you!

Here, you will find Shakespeare fusions, crossovers, cameos and reworkings of every stripe. Anyone can join. Any fandom is valid. Any play or sonnet of Shakespeare's is valid.

... Now I have the sudden urge to dig out that tiny comment fic I made somewhere that had Gabriel deciding Dean's vocabulary was too limited so making him only capable of speaking in Shakespeare quotes so that he'd 'fess up his feelings to Cas, only Dean insisted on hurling every possible Shakespearean insult at Gabriel instead. Where on earth was that?

What passion hangs these weights upon my tongue?

Written: 16 March and 11 April 2012
Pairing: Gen, or Castiel/Dean, or Dean/Gabriel - take your pick!
Rating: G and complete crack
Length: c. 800
Summary: Wherein Gabriel decides that Dean's vocabulary needs expanding, and also that he has something he needs to confess to Castiel, and makes him only able to speak in certain quotes. In other words, Gabriel still hasn't learned his lesson about dealing with Winchesters.
Warnings: Shakespeare might be turning in his grave, but he does have a rather broad sense of humour. I'm not so sure about W. S. Gilbert.
Notes: This is all princess_aleera's fault. It originated in a moment of commenting insanity over here, but was then edited and finished on the occasion of saucery  making a new Shakespeare fusion community which you should all join because everyone needs more Shakespeare. And Shakespeare is all about the fusions. And the AUs. And the crack. And the fanfic.
ETA: Now with a sequel: Silence is the perfectest herald of joy.

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